[After she finishes speaking, Obi-Wan... stares blankly for a few moments. Just to check for any signs of her being joking! Over the years, he's dealt with his share of people who aren't exactly suited for combat, but... this almost seems like a new level.]

Well... I'm sorry to say that any creatures out there will be far more formidable than any rug. There's a wide variety of beings out that which come in a variety of shapes and sizes. I'm still in the process of reading up on the various threats, but I will say that they don't sound pretty.