red_planet_blues: (stop being dumb)
Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars ([personal profile] red_planet_blues) wrote in [community profile] memesofeternity 2018-03-21 04:24 am (UTC)

Whaaaat. You think I'm-- No, look. Mars. That's the place where I'm from. The planet. Okay, no, so I'm from Earth, yes, but Mars is where I live. Where I'm marshal. On Mars.

[Honestly now.]

Back on Mars, I was second to none with those pistols. [Untrue.] But here, they're about as good as paperweights. So I might as well get what they're worth. Which is a lot. [That last sentence is delivered with a pointed look towards the vendor.]

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