Armor is probably a no-go, because these asterisk things don't want to actually keep us safe.
[ His memory flashes back to his readings about the classes, about how clashing with recommended armor and weapon types just caused problems. Not the sort of thing he wanted to test in a real encounter. ]
I mean throwing the knife could work, but then I'm defenseless... Unless I get one of those giant forks. That might help!
[ He laughs like someone who just started winning at Mario Kart but the tone is a lot more sarcastic as he drives the blade of his knife into the practice loaf. Finally, he starts to turn around. ]
Besides, if they think a fork will be helpful, I'm sure whatever you have will be-
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[ His memory flashes back to his readings about the classes, about how clashing with recommended armor and weapon types just caused problems. Not the sort of thing he wanted to test in a real encounter. ]
I mean throwing the knife could work, but then I'm defenseless... Unless I get one of those giant forks. That might help!
[ He laughs like someone who just started winning at Mario Kart but the tone is a lot more sarcastic as he drives the blade of his knife into the practice loaf. Finally, he starts to turn around. ]
Besides, if they think a fork will be helpful, I'm sure whatever you have will be-