"Of course they're edible! What kind of cook would I be without a taste test?!" His voice raises just long enough to realize that his honor as a chef has just been questioned by this hungry youth. So he snatches up one of the Possibly Pork Pockets and takes a bite before continuing, chewing be damned.

"Do they even have pigsh here, or do they shoot lasersh out of their noshes? Like can they even get liveshtock or do monsters shwoop in and steal them all?" He's used to indigenous life being more... friendly and sentient. Magical beasts? Not so much.