I was working on Gourmand since it has a ways to go before it's useful, but...

[ He drops the leathers, places the skewer gently atop them, and reaches behind his apron to push a few buttons on his iMog. It lets out a few beeps and he reaches behind him, pulling out a pile of metal that quickly extends and snaps into a gunblade... or more of a pointed gunclub. He aims down the sights into the ocean, and makes an emphatic kapeeow! noise. ]

I'm thinking Magitek Knight would've been a little safer.