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Hunk ([personal profile] chefbayardee) wrote in [community profile] memesofeternity 2018-03-24 11:15 pm (UTC)

thank you for giving me a chance to use this icon

Hunk waits for her to finish all of her questions, because as soon as she asked the second one he realized she was giving him more of a battery than a survey. The texture was a weird place to start- has she ever eaten a bug? He tries to look thoughtful, while mulling over how to articulate that bugs aren't exactly... unique what with them all having legs and exoskeletons and-

Then he makes a loud, horrible hacking noise as he doubles over onto the ground, emitting guttural noises somewhere between a pack of dry-heaving chain smokers and sheet metal angrily vibrating in galeforce winds. He regrets eating every meal he's ever eaten in his entire life, whimpering out a raspy, shrill "this is how I die" before... everything stops.

Or, well, that nauseous feeling does, and he whines out a pained "What just... why..." before he takes a moment to just. Be glad he's breathing. And dread the series of choices that brought him to this moment.

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