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unalive_them ([personal profile] unalive_them) wrote in [community profile] memesofeternity 2018-03-18 03:01 am (UTC)

Deadpool | Marvel Comics (MoL CRAU)

Prompt A

Sorry, whatever you were doing, it was interrupted by a girlish scream as a man dressed in red and black head to toe busted out and grabbed the nearest person in a total and complete panic.

"You have to send me back!" he yelled. "I don't wanna go through another wonderful heroic adventure where everyone treats us like crap until we save the day once! I went through that once before, never again! Put me back where I belong!"

"You'll have to forgive my partner-kupo" Said a moogle flying by. He seemed to be wearing a mask similar to what the other man was doing. "This is Deadpool and I am Deadmoog. We just got through going through one adventure like this and, well... he's not happy to go through Round 2."

"Where's my Fresh Staaaaaaaart?" Deadpool whined, dropping to his knees.

Curti Center

Despite the people at the Curti Center trying to get Deadpool to understand the severity of his situation and that he has options to mess with, Deadpool is... busy look at a map of this world.

"Who named your world? It's like a bad game of Scrabble!" Deadpool said. "And these towns and oceans and..." Deadpool stops, glares and leans down at the map before looking back up and at someone. "I'm suing for Copyright Infringement."

Mognet

"Oh, you've gotta be-- even in THIS world, the Moogles are lazy and strike-prone!"

Mognet's down, Deadpool had things to do... so, he was going to march his annoyed little self down somewhere to find answers. Even if it's by threatening a Moogle with the ol' swordplay and violence.

"Alright, fuzzball - the swordsman in me is getting very prone to writing out my threat to you in flowery prose, so spit it out - why's the net down today?"

"I-I-I have no idea-kupo! I'm just a lowly Moogle!" the terrified creature said.

"Deadpool, you know that's not how we introduce ourselves!" Deadmoog replied.

"You're right. I should use a gun." And Deadmoog facepalms.

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