"Look, if you think it's insane, imagine how I felt. I lived a completely normal life as a student at a prestigious international military academy. We didn't even know aliens existed." Hunk sighs, because putting it like that makes him realize the weight of this wild ride's absurdity. He's learned and grown so much in... however long it's been.

"Well, at least not until we found the Blue Lion in weird desert ruins and it took us to Allura halfway across the universe. It was fine, we all adjusted pretty quickly." It was not fine, his gritted teeth say through their sarcastic smile.

"If you think Allura's weird, one time Coran just started sweating slime uncontrollably." The new goal: give Hope zero idea what Alteans look like so that if he ever sees one, his brain blows a gasket.