All right! [ He leans forward and claps his hands together, and starts rubbing them mischievously. ]
So my friends Lance, Pidge, and I were students at the Galaxy Garrison, a military academy to train tomorrow's space explorers. We checked out a spacecraft that fell to Earth, and it had this guy Shiro who went missing, and then this dropout Keith helped us escape. [ Exhale. Deep breath! ] Then we found a giant blue ancient robot space lion and it took us through a wormhole to a grounded space castle, where we met an alien princess and her butler. We got four more of those ancient robot space lions running, and took the fight to the Galra Empire, a universe-spanning dictatorship that consumes entire planets and enslaves worlds, by combining those robot lions into one bigger humanoid robot.
[ Louder exhale. He normally doesn't talk this much! Deeper inhale, and... ] It turns out for a bunch of humans out of their element, we're good at fighting a war, so we started winning. A lot. Captured the Emperor's son, made allies with him, and then he killed his father and usurped his throne. [ Another gasping exhale mixed with rolling eyes, but at this point he's laughing in between wheezes. ] But we don't know how well any of that's going to end up, because I got plucked out of spacetime and dropped into a crazy fantasy world.
[ He exhales again and kind of collapses into the couch he's sitting on. ] So yeah, that's the short version. [ She has to have questions, if she's listening at all. ]
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So my friends Lance, Pidge, and I were students at the Galaxy Garrison, a military academy to train tomorrow's space explorers. We checked out a spacecraft that fell to Earth, and it had this guy Shiro who went missing, and then this dropout Keith helped us escape. [ Exhale. Deep breath! ] Then we found a giant blue ancient robot space lion and it took us through a wormhole to a grounded space castle, where we met an alien princess and her butler. We got four more of those ancient robot space lions running, and took the fight to the Galra Empire, a universe-spanning dictatorship that consumes entire planets and enslaves worlds, by combining those robot lions into one bigger humanoid robot.
[ Louder exhale. He normally doesn't talk this much! Deeper inhale, and... ] It turns out for a bunch of humans out of their element, we're good at fighting a war, so we started winning. A lot. Captured the Emperor's son, made allies with him, and then he killed his father and usurped his throne. [ Another gasping exhale mixed with rolling eyes, but at this point he's laughing in between wheezes. ] But we don't know how well any of that's going to end up, because I got plucked out of spacetime and dropped into a crazy fantasy world.
[ He exhales again and kind of collapses into the couch he's sitting on. ] So yeah, that's the short version. [ She has to have questions, if she's listening at all. ]