[A young man passes by the fur-clad warrior as he casually observes the progress of these new people. This one's aptitude in particular is... wow.]

[After a few seconds goes by, he's decided that enough is enough.]

I swear the quality of the new recruits is going downhill every day.

If this is the best we can expect out of you, maybe you should consider applying your services elsewhere. I know the janitorial staff is always looking for help.