"Huh? Oh, right." And Deadpool releases Connie. "Now, I'm pretty sure the whole thing is going to go like this: we're the first ones here, so no one knows how awesome we are, so they're gonna treat us like crap. Give it a month or two and we'll meet the bad guys who are causing trouble. They'll go about wrecking things, we step up and wreck things back, citizens realize how cool we are and accept us as awesome heroes. I'd tell you more, but, surprise, spoilers!"

"As for job optimization? Oh, no can do!" He holds out his old crystal, completely dark. "No more juice. We're about as compatible as 3.5 floppy on an Alienware! So I'm at a lost at that!"