Hmmm, alright.... [ Hunk sighs, because of course this wouldn't be easy, of course the guy manning the counter doesn't know how a fork works. It's a fork, they're not for fighting! His shoulders slump and he walks to where the shopkeep pointed, and he grabs the first one he could reach. ]
This is so ridiculous. [ He says this loudly and with more than a hint of agitation, hoping to start a conversation to keep his mind off the fact that he's holding a giant fork. Hunk starts swinging it like a club, first with one hand and then with both. ] A fork? Who thought this was a good idea?
[ He shoots a look over to the shopkeep, absentmindedly switching to a few poking motions, since forks are for stabbing food. ] Do you have any idea who gave this a thumbs-up?
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This is so ridiculous. [ He says this loudly and with more than a hint of agitation, hoping to start a conversation to keep his mind off the fact that he's holding a giant fork. Hunk starts swinging it like a club, first with one hand and then with both. ] A fork? Who thought this was a good idea?
[ He shoots a look over to the shopkeep, absentmindedly switching to a few poking motions, since forks are for stabbing food. ] Do you have any idea who gave this a thumbs-up?