I...think the design could use a little work if its purpose is to carry things around. Balancing your groups' rations on a fork might get tricky if you have to run somewhere. The stabbing is probably closer to the truth.

[The stabbing would also make more sense in a fight. As much as using a large kitchen utensil in a fight makes any sense at all. Why not go for a large butcher knife instead? Why a fork?]

Yeah, I am. You too I'm guessing? [He notices one of Hunk's jabs coming dangerously close to colliding with the wall and grimaces.]

Maybe move closer to the middle of the store? If you leave holes in the wood the owner will never let me hear the end of it.