Clark helplessly struggled to keep a hold of that microphone, entering a tugging match. But his size wasn't exactly doing him any favors, with a distinct lack of strength to match.

"Oh, Clark? Yeah, he's with me. See, we were observing some of the otherworlders at random to get a general feel for a few things for an article I'm working on: Interdimensional Lifestyles, and Where WE Fit In!" She set her jaw and looked pumped.

"So far, I've gotten some juicy details. Just in case someone tries to make the claim that we 'Heroes of Light' don't pull our weight, I can slap a novel's worth of evidence to the contrary right in their laps."