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Richard Conway ([personal profile] defenestraighttomyheart) wrote in [community profile] memesofeternity 2018-09-29 11:15 pm (UTC)

Re: (J) Richard Conway tries desperately not to make this a pity party.

Richard looks over at the goat with a little bit of pity. He's clearly got some sort of baggage. What awful thing has he been through? He's honestly sort of glad the goat man's at least being visibly distressed instead of simply smiling and bearing it and giving him everything while dying more and more inside until the only thing left of her is a note, a cold feeling inside, and a-

And then Kuja does actual magic. Richard uses this as a distraction and an opportunity.

He snatches the re-heated coffee beverage out of Kuja's hands and sharply clacks it on the table. "You uncultured swine! Whenever coffee goes cold, the aromatics have already been neutralized and the only thing you're doing by warming it back up is accelerating the process by the aromatics and taste of coffee decays, and you're only going to be taste the depression that's left really, really well. And this is a good bean grown in a tropical soil with rich chocolatey notes that does not deserve to be tasted at it's worst." He looks over at the barista and waves. "One more pumpkin spice, and a mocha."

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