"BUDDIES AND A VERY HANDSOME AND LOVING SKELETON WHO IS ALSO WORKING ON THAT ASTERISK." He winked at Madhuri. "NO ARMOR YET, THOUGH. BUT SOON!!! VERY SOON. I HOPE."

Ah, but while the job talk was certainly a welcome and positive distraction from more... unsavory matters, Papyrus' face fell, and his posture deflated. He could leave it at this for now, and yet...

No. Undyne deserved to know.

"BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW... THERE ARE HUMANS HERE. I'M FRIENDS WITH SEVERAL. SO I'D BE CAREFUL ABOUT BEING TOO. WELL." He flexed his arms, clearing his nonexistent throat. "NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! EAT SPEARS, HUMAN PUNKS!!!"