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Hikaru Aosora (Akira Tsukuda), PIX WIZ ([personal profile] extrasaltypotato) wrote in [community profile] memesofeternity 2018-05-18 09:09 pm (UTC)

Hikaru Aosora | Tabletop OC, isekai parody | (bgm: muffled Meatball Parade)

Retrieval

Someone is not happy that they came back with the proportions of a Lalafell - almost mistaken for one, except for the canines in his grimace and the dragonfly wings on his back. Mind, they're less furiously mad than grumpy.

"Of course I'm an adorable little scamp here," he grumbles. "Why wouldn't I be? It's not like I'm home by any stretch of the imagination, why would I be able to reach the top shelf in a store here?"

Curti Center

The new arrival is looking over the class - excuse me, Job TM pamphlets and nodding, considering a bunch of them unfolded in front of him: Black Mage, Chemist, and Illusionist especially. He taps his staff against his back, grinning.

"So if I've got this right, I can spec two of these at once?" he says, mostly to himself. "Oh man. There is so much I can break with judicious levelling and subclassing."

Get a job. A real job!

...Ah. The joys of retail. This is one thing he didn't miss from home, to be honest. Time to put on a customer service face.

"Welcome to our apothecary, are you looking for potions, reagents, just browsing?" he says, trying not to sound as bored as he feels.

LFG

Is this lalafell guy seriously holding up a sign saying LFG to deal with Thunder Plains. Need a tank, a healer, a physical DPS. Will split gil evenly, divide equipment as needed?

Yes. Yes he is. Taped it to a staff twice as tall as he is. He's even eating an apple with his other hand, looking bored. And/or at his watch.

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