Apparently people here slay monsters, which sounds positively barbaric. [He's got opinions about this topic.] In my experience, the term "monster" can vary from person to person, as does their treatment of them. I'll wait to meet some of them to form my own opinion.

[SO THERE. But now that it's time for introductions, he turns that frown around.]

Oh, we haven't been properly introduced yet? Forgive my rudeness. I'm Salieri.