[ Hunk fails to hold back a laugh at the attempt, and he doesn't even feel bad- the conversation is ridiculous. That question about cooking, though... ]

I guess, but it's not good cooking. With a fish, you tend to take the bones out. With livestock, you split it into different parts like the legs or the breast. Imagine finding bits of broken bone in your monster filet!

[ He laughs again, very gregariously, at least until that experience plants itself firmly in his mind, and he shudders. ]

Gross. Plus, the biggest blasphemy is that there'd be no spices, like what's the point?